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Monday, March 22

Drunk Smart Guy

Raving Lunatic Obviously Took Some Advanced Physics
Source: The Onion

"He's definitely had some advanced training, though I'm not surprised
that it went unnoticed for so long," said Stanford theoretical physicist
Carl Lundergaard. "It's hard for the layperson to differentiate schizophrenic
ramblings like 'Modernity chunk where the sink goes flying on the
ping-pang' from legitimate terminology like 'Unstable equilibria lie on the
nodal points of a separatrix in phase space.'"